She-Hulk's Bitch Boy

She-Hulk # 18 Delayed

2007-05-16T08:48:00.000-07:00

What a surpise huh. Jesse O'Brien notes here:

I would like to say this is the first time delays like this have happened, but sadly, it's not the first and it certainly won't be the last. Anyone pick up the latest issue of The Incredible Hulk that leads in to the World War Hulk summer event? Long story short, Iron Man and She-Hulk fought in She-Hulk #18 and it was glossed over in the beginning of said Hulk issue.

Problem is, She-Hulk # 18 isn't even out yet. It was supposed to be out in time for the big World War Hulk start, but as of right now, it's slated to come out May 23. But after the recap in Hulk, do you even need to pick it up if you're not a fan?

I love She-Hulk.

Lipstick Mystic and the Zodiac She-Hulk

2007-04-27T22:42:00.000-07:00

It seems that that Relish Now, the online partner of the Winston-Salem Journal, has a horoscope section that covers how you, the stars, and the stars (celebrities) interact. It's the Lipstick Mysticand when it comes to She-Hulk, the Capricorns have a lot of work to do to get her in the next movie.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Do we need another Hulk movie? Edward Norton has signed on to play the stressed-out green guy in The Incredible Hulk. The new film provides a different take on the angry action hero. You’re not going to see it unless they include the fabulous She-Hulk from the comic books. That would make it interesting. The sun is advising you to make your opinions known. Start a “No Hulk without She-Hulk!” campaign.

Capricorns and She-Hulk? Weird... I might have to look into this…

I love you She-Hulk.

She-Hulk #17

2007-04-26T08:37:00.000-07:00

She-Hulk continues her adventures and rotating her beaus as a Huckbuster for S.H.I.E.L.D. After smashing some of the Hulk’s rouges gallery with her fellow agents, Jenny Walters proves her worth both in the heat of battle and in the heat of the bedroom. The action (superhero action naughty boy) is only momentarily interrupted when the head honcho seduces her. But who could blame Shulkie after Wolverine’s putdown last issue. But rest assured this is merely a prelude to a huge punch pounding battle with Jenny wearing a purple bra and panties. God, I love this comic! This issue has it all, Life Model decoys, the helicarrier, secret government plans, and Iron Man. I'm really enjoying the art and story in this one. I thought the whole She-Hulk gets drafted into S.H.I.E.L.D. sounded lame ‘cause I hate the whole Civil War thing, but I gotta’ admit it's working for me. Shulkie has always been good in team books so maybe the entire sexy espionage narrative is a nice twist. If I had to sum it up, I’d say it reminds me a lot of the Venture Brothers in terms of tone and design. I think we’ve hit that nice balance between the Savage and Sensational She-Hulks, the S.H.I.E.L.D.-Hulk.
Here a quote from Marvel's website

The Emerald Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. is in for the shock of her life! And we’re not talking about SHE-HULK’S super-charged battle with ZZZAX! No, this is what happens after-- when she finally realizes who blasted her cousin into space! Get ready for havoc on the Helicarrier when Jen finally learns…
“They shoot Hulks, don’t they?”

She-Hulk #17 gets:
5 out 5 Green Kisses

-I love you She-Hulk

Jessica Biel as She-Hulk?

2007-04-25T23:36:00.000-07:00

Jessica Biel is in the new Hulk movie...? Is she going play Betty or She-Hulk? You, of course, know that since the first film was total crap that they’re starting from scratch when it comes to Hulk movies right? Well, anyway Fire Fox News has the scoop on the rumors here. She-Hulk in the new Hulk movie!? Wow!!! just the thought is enough for me to cream my sheets!

I Love you She-Hulk!

She-Hulk Action Figure

2007-04-25T22:53:00.000-07:00

Hey folks sorry I haven’t posted in while but I was real busy taping my eyelids closed. See, I can’t stop looking at pictures of my favorite green gal and I thought assuming a blind existence might help. Needless to say my passions have been interfering
with my blog duties. Not much to add right now but I do have a Shulkie review coming soon. In the meanwhile I just wanted to say I picked up a She-Hulk action figure. It came out a while ago but I got it on sale. It is supposed to be reminiscent of the of She-Hulk Vol1 #2 cover. POP-BOING. Now she's down to size! They got a Fantastic Four version too! I couldn’t find that one. I’m full of remorse, but it’s so delicious

I Love You She-Hulk!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2007-03-17T08:40:00.000-07:00

How could I not wish you all Happy St. Patrick's Day. This is a blog devoted to a woman who is all green.

She-Hulk and Green Sex

2007-03-12T11:16:00.000-07:00

Wild Bill has a funny post at Passionate America about She-Hulk, Captain Kirk and Green Sex. He deliberately confuses green (environmental) with green skin. But if you can have it both ways, why not? Check out the Link and post a comment on his site, is green sex good? I of course, think so. What do you think?

-I love you She-Hulk

Dan Slott missing deadlines on She-Hulk

2007-03-06T20:08:00.000-08:00

There is a problem in comics; no, I’m not talking about the rape/murder stuff, but rather the tardiness by writers. Writers tardy wha… back in the day this would have been an unacceptable sin. Now, I guess, it’s OK if a comic book writer misses his/her deadlines. Dan Koller notes on his column that it might be hollywood that is distracting some of our storyterllers. Apprently Dan Slott, She-Hulk’s writer, is one of the most guilty. As Koller notes:

editors publicly berate Slott for missing deadlines on She-Hulk

That sounds pretty bad consiedering he isn’t working on that many things… is he? Hey Dan lets not let She-Hulk slip too much, we want the comic to keep going don't we?

-I love you She-Hulk

The 5 reasons why I blog... Tag

2007-03-06T09:24:00.000-08:00

Selba has tagged me for the 5 reasons I blog. So here is my list.

1. I was inspired by Swinebread’s She-Hulk post.

2. There weren’t any She-Hulk blogs.

3. People must know about She-Hulk and so I will tell them.

4. Make one spot for She-Hulk news and info.

5. She’s the Top…. I’m the bottom… gulp.

Hope that helps.

-I love you She-Hulk

She-Hulk and Hulk to meet up

2007-03-01T09:35:00.000-08:00

It was announced at the New York Comic Con that the Hulk will be coming back from outer space and He is gonna fight everybody in a boring new event/crossover titled World War Hulk… YAWN… See She-Hulk was drafted to fight her cousin’s villains (you knew She-Hulk was Hulk’s cousin right?) by SHIELD and of course when he gets back they’ll have to bust heads or something like that. Apparently issue 18 of She-Hulk ties directly into issue 106 of the Incredible Hulk. Here is a excerpt from story at comic book resources:

issues 106 and 107 deal with the repercussions of the Hulk’s return on his longtime ally Namor, and Bruce’s cousin Jen Walters, aka She-Hulk. In Slott’s run on “She-Hulk,” Jen Walters has become the “surrogate Hulk,” doing her best to deal with the Hulk’s rogue’s gallery of villains who have been running amok in Bruce’s absence. Slott urged readers to pick up “She-Hulk” 18, as her appearance in “Incredible Hulk” 106 picks up 10 seconds after the end of the former.

OK maybe I’ll pick up issue 106 of the Hulk just see my green goddess but I’m not gonna get sucked into yet another comic book event.

-I love you She-Hulk

She-Hulk Vol. 4: Laws of Attraction

2007-03-01T08:36:00.000-08:00

The 4th volume of the collected She-Hulk just came out a couple of weeks ago. It has many an emotional rollercoaster as Jen Walters and She-Hulk are pulled in two different directions. Plus, that crappy Civil War event invades She-Hulk’s storyline and Dan Slott seems to make something interesting out of yet another crossover comic book fiasco. Plus, those Greg Horn Man-Wolf covers are to die for.

From Marvel’s website:

She-Hulk’s firm is dealing with their first superhuman sexual assault case. Their client? Eros of Titan, the space-faring Avenger called Starfox! And when emotions get over-heated at the office, expect a love triangle or two to finally come to a head! What will this mean for Pug, She-Hulk and John Jameson? Who (or what) is Awesome Andy falling for?! And what will be the final fate of Starfox? Will he face ruin or redemption? One way or another, the case against the fallen Avenger ends on the moon of Titan! Plus: Civil War threatens the rights of every American super hero. So whose side will Marvel’s top superhuman lawyer fight for? And how can she possibly choose, when she feels one way as She-Hulk, and another as Jen Walters? Collecting SHE-HULK #6-13.
192 PGS./Rated T+ …$19.99

-I love you She-Hulk

She-Hulk # 16

2007-02-28T10:49:00.000-08:00

This is another great issue of She-Hulk written by Dan Slott and drawn by Rick Burchett. It seems Shulkie is doing quite well as a new draftee by SHIELD. This time they got her on a mission to subdue Wendigo in the wilds of Northern Canada. Wolverine makes a guest appearance so you know She-Hulk is on a roll. With Wolverine, Wendigo, and a female Hulk all in the same issue, it’s obvious this is a comedic version of a similar encounter way back in issues #180-181 of The Incredible Hulk. That was Wolverine's 1st appearance for all you non-fanboys. Except this time She-Hulk makes a pass at Logan rather than getting into a fight with him as the Hulk did. The Hulk = angry, while the She-Hulk = horny?

Here’s a quote from Marvel’s website:

PLANET WITOUT A HULK: Part 2 of 4
"When the Hulk's away... SHE-HULK SMASH!" It's more two-fisted action as SHE-HULK, AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D., faces off against
Hulk-rogues around the globe! And this time she's brought some company: the one and only WOLVERINE! That's right, true believers! It's Green Genes and the Ol'Canucklehead in a tag-team like no other! So get ready for a smashin', slashin' slugfest that'll leave you cryin' for your mama, cryin' for more, and cryin' WEN-DI-GO!!!

She-Hulk looks great in this issue; in fact she sports a black bikini despite the full body suit on the cover. She looks kinda like the She-Hulk from the 1996 cartoon series. She’s sensuous and an ass-kicker. I also enjoyed that fact that she’s barefoot as well. I haven’t seen her run around like that since her savage days.

This issue has other stuff too, such as concerns with SHIELD not consulting with the Canadian supers and also catching up with She-Hulk’s cohorts at the legal office. But the prime focus is right were it needs to be on the knock down drag out fight with Wendigo. We get to see a bunch of Shukie’s green blood, in quite a startling manner. The fastball special comes into it (for X-men fans in the know) and Wolverine turns Jenny down with one of the best lines in comics ever. She-Hulk #16 is well illustrated, set’s future plots in a non-distracting way, has a great superhero fight, and proves once again why She-Hulk is the best superhero ever. Oh and why Dan Slott rocks!

She-Hulk #16 gets:
5 out 5 Green Kisses

-I love you She-Hulk

Spanish She-Hulk

2007-02-28T08:41:00.000-08:00

How do you translate She-Hulk into Spanish? Simple just add an 'A' to the Hulk's name, thus you get Hulka. It’s very Latin don't you think?

Thanks to this thread on the John Byrne forum.

-I love you She-Hulk

She-Hulk on Benny Hill

2007-02-27T12:09:00.000-08:00

On the Benny Hill Show, the eponymous famous British comedian, produced a parody of our Green Goddess. In a skit, a defenseless woman is sexually harassed so badly she bursts out into She-Hulk form. Of course that just gets the guys even more excited. After tearing up a sign this She-Hulk bitch slaps the men around and give them the punishment they deserve. I never thought I’d ever want to be Benny Hill but this is one time I would have died to be in his place. She-Hulk with a whip yum.

This clip is from episode #69 :D and aired: 2/11/1981 almost 2 years after She-Hulk’s comic book premiere. Benny sure knew how to take his lumps huh! Sadly there isn’t any sound so we can’t hear the hilarious music.

-I love you She-Hulk

The Incredible She-Hulk

2007-02-22T06:33:00.000-08:00

She-Hulk regularly appeared on the The Incredible Hulk animated TV show from 1996. Her personality on the show reflected the Sensational She-Hulk of the contemporary comics rather than the earlier Savage version. The TV executives wanted a happier, female friendly program so The Incredible Hulk was revamped with more comedy and even renamed The Incredible Hulk and She-Hulk for the second season. Sadly fans didn’t like the change and so it was cancelled. *sniff* Let me take a moment…
In this clip we see Jennifer Walters transform into She-Hulk for the first time. She’s a prisoner of Doctor Doom, yeah that villan from Fantastic Four, but she precedes to kick his but and save her cousin Bruce. Her transformation is rather exhilarating, and gives me all kinds of dirty feelings that I shouldn’t have… or maybe I should have them?
The Episode is called Doomed after Dr. Doom of course but it should have been called She-Hulked don’t you think? (Unfortunately the embed has been disabled so you have to click on this LINK TO SHE-HULK CLIP to watch it on youtube.)

Here another short clip of Jennifer transforming into She-Hulk with her dinner dress on. You'll notice her brown hair when in normal human form.

The Incredible Hulk cartoon has been released on DVD. On Amazon.com it is labeled as the 1982 series which is wrong. Don’t worry it’s the 1996 version.

-I love you She-Hulk

She-Hulk in Wonder Women

2007-02-21T11:27:00.000-08:00

I came across the book Wonder Women by Lillian Robinson today. It looks at the history of female superheroes with a feminist perspective. You can read excerpts with She-Hulk if you go to google books and search for Lillian Robinson and She-Hulk. From her perspective She-Hulk is less a role model for female empowerment and sisterhood but rather simply about raw female power. I coulda’ told her that. As this book came out in 2004 the sections on She-Hulk are about the Savage and Sensational versions and the transition between the two rather than the current series by Dan Slott. Seeing as how Lillian Robinson died in September of 2006 this book won't ever be updated, and that is too bad. I’d have liked to see her insights on the new She-Hulk series.

-I love you She-Hulk

Dan Slott chimes in on She-Hulk movie

2007-02-20T22:19:00.000-08:00

Dan Slott, the current writer on She-Hulk, gives his reaction to the Nicolas Cage rumors of a She-Hulk movie. Thanks to comic2film.

What now? I'll tell you what now. Soon as I heard the media buzz I called up my agent in L.A.! I said, "Michael, do whatever you can. Knock on every door. I gotta pitch a treatment for this!" Seriously, I've been working on this book since 2003! I've been living with this character and her world inside my head for four years. I SO know how you'd do this movie! And Eva Mendes? She'd make a great She-Hulk! I know this's all floating around in the rumor phase, but still... C'mon! That'd be so cool!

I still think this movie rumor is BS, but if it were going to happen I’d love for Dan to write it. Maybe it could have a guest appearance by Wolverine. He's already a movie star!

-I love you She-Hulk!

Swinebread's Savage She-Hulk Sensations

2007-02-20T09:52:00.000-08:00

Swinebread has a nice blog entry on his relationship to the She-Hulk character. He gets all touchy feely and women's lib, but its a thoughtful post. He hasn't quite learned to get on his knees and beg for Shulkie’s love yet, but maybe there's hope for him (I doubt it).

-I love you She-Hulk!

Enter: She-Hulk

2007-02-19T21:28:00.000-08:00

She-Hulk appeared in the Incredible Hulk cartoon from 1982. She was in the 11th episode and her story closely followed her Savage comic book personality of the time. The Episode was called Enter: She-Hulk. God I love that title.

Here are some clips:
She-Hulk transforms:

She-Hulk transforms while driving:

She-Hulk on the balcony

Hopefully someone will post more cartoons on youtube.

-I love you She-Hulk!

She-Hulk Movie?

2007-02-19T00:30:00.000-08:00

Could there be a She-Hulk movie coming? I came across this story on the web over the weekend. This quote posted on rotten tomatoes states:

During a recent press stop to promote this Friday's "Ghost Rider," lead actor Nicolas Cage dropped a geeky little comic-book bomb on the crowd. Apparently (and according to IESB.net) he's trying to talk Marvel Entertainment into not only mounting a "She-Hulk" movie, but he also really wants his "GR" co-star Eva Mendes to land the title role.

I happen to think this rumor is total BS because they need a successful Hulk movie first.

Besides no actress could my do my Jade Giantess justice

I love you She-Hulk!

Found back issues of The Sensational She-Hulk!

2007-02-18T16:27:00.000-08:00

Found back issues of The Sensational She-Hulk!

I went to the comic book show and guess what? One table was selling the She-Hulk Comics for 50 cents each! I about wet my pants I got so excited. I’m so glad I decided on going. My lonely nights are over.

-I love you She-Hulk!

Preamble

2007-02-17T12:13:00.000-08:00

Hi, I’m some miserable slob who isn’t worth the ground that She-Hulk walks on. Hopefully, this blog will get her attention. Through, news, reviews, and adoration maybe, just maybe I’ll be good enough that she’ll let me kiss her feet one day. But I'll still settle for a good punch in the face. Let the Gamma Dreams begin. *sigh* more to come. I'm gonna' go cry now...

-I love you She-Hulk!